prettiestcaptain:

watching Teen Wolf like

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spicyshimmy:

after bones retires, he publishes his memoirs about serving as CMO on the enterprise, a bestseller among future medical officers in starfleet. it is called 1701 COMPLETED RESIGNATION FORMS I NEVER SUBMITTED (BUT SHOULD HAVE)


leonhardmccoy:

stephanibrown:

creepingmonsterism:

What if you photoshopped a Greg Land face onto a Rob Liefeld body

i tried my best, not much of a change tbh

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what about…

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are you gay or straight? —Anonymous

zoe-cat:

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copperjohn:

drksanctuary:

copperjohn:

Nailed it.

reblogging for dat ass

Holy fuck I didn’t even realise that this was getting notes


thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?



witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human


hellapunx:

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING








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